The NS Song

NS is for everyone, NS is a crime,
NS is a must for all, NS waste of time,
Civil Defence and Police, don’t forget Army,
We cannot escape and we don’t wanna go DB!

Listen fellow Singapore, Listen carefully
Want to share something with you, don’t worry it’s free!
I served NS for two years, This is my story
Who is singing out of tune? The name’s Evil Bunny!

Some of them ayam sakit, Some are super on,
Some like to angkat Encik, Some are plain moron,
Mess boy, Provost and Medic, All have taste the whip,
But at the end of the day we’re nothing but conscripts!

Kena tortured day and night: this is BMT,
All your friends working fulltime You have no money
Everybody likes to keng Rub some soap in eyes,
Whack your knees with metal pipe And get MC as prize!

NS is for everyone, NS is a crime,
NS is a must for all, NS waste of time,
Civil Defence and Police Don’t forget Army,
We cannot escape and we don’t wanna go DB!

I tell you two years is no joke Tahan all the way
Grit my teeth and clench my fist They’ll free me one fine day
Difficult to find a job but I’m an optimist
Finally got interview but clash with reservist!

Unemployed for 3 long years Girlfriend dumped me too
Suddenly the news say ‘war’ Expect me fight for you
Listen fellow Singapore Listen carefully
I’m not against NS now Hope you not blind to see

I know of a better way Sign some peace treaty
Cut down on the arrogance Show humility
Lend a hand when they need help Deliver some aid too
God forbid we’ll burn in flames And friends to the rescue!

And who knows they’ll sell us sand Play soccer with Malaysia,
Sell us cheap water Majulah Singapura!

NS is for everyone, NS is a crime,
NS is a must for all, NS waste of time,
Civil Defence and Police Don’t forget Army,
We cannot escape and we Don’t wanna go DB!

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